Savior
There was once someone named Von Clarro Schmedt.
He was tall, and well-dressed in a tie and a vest.
He walked with a cane, and a bit of a limp.
When he spoke, it was like silver leaving his lips.
Once dreary day, he walked up to a girl sitting there.
Who looked down, and forgotten and lost in despair.
“Hello there, madam. “ Said that sly ol’ Von Clarro.
“I’ve got just the thing, to ease all your sorrow.
It’ll feel so good and make everything right
It’s the best in the town, and it just might…
Fulfill all your dreams and all your desires.
You’ll be satisfied forever.
Hey! I ain’t no liar.”
Said Von Clarro Schmedt
But he never did mention the price of it.
“Sure!” said the girl. “I’ll give it a try.
I really am needing to be satisfied.”
So she took what Von Clarro had
And with the highest of hopes,
She was no longer sad.
She felt good and fulfilled, but just for a bit.
Then she felt empty and saddened within.
So she called upon Von and just like a flash,
Von was by her side with more from his stash.
“Hey, it’s okay madam. I’ve got more you can try.
It’ll feel so good, and make everything right.
It’s the best in the town, and it just might…
Fulfill all your dreams and all your desires.
You’ll be satisfied forever
Hey! I ain’t no liar!”
Said Von Clarro Schmedt
But he never did mention the price of it.
So the young girl once again, trusted ol’ Von.
She never had a thought that it could be wrong.
Since how could something wrong, feel so great?
She felt for a while, everything was ok!
But then, out of nowhere, the good feeling left.
It had been so long, she started to forget.
What it felt like to feel empty, sad and alone.
So she called upon Von who rushed to her home.
“I’ll need more! So much more! It’s just not enough!
What else have you got, that will fill this hole up?”
“Don’t worry, young lady, I’ve got just the thing.
Here is something special, I’ve been saving.
It’s the best and you’ll see, I promise it will be
ALL that you will ever need!”
“I’ll take that! Yes! Every last bit!”
But Von never did mention the price of it.
He was tall, and well-dressed in a tie and a vest.
He walked with a cane, and a bit of a limp.
When he spoke, it was like silver leaving his lips.
Once dreary day, he walked up to a girl sitting there.
Who looked down, and forgotten and lost in despair.
“Hello there, madam. “ Said that sly ol’ Von Clarro.
“I’ve got just the thing, to ease all your sorrow.
It’ll feel so good and make everything right
It’s the best in the town, and it just might…
Fulfill all your dreams and all your desires.
You’ll be satisfied forever.
Hey! I ain’t no liar.”
Said Von Clarro Schmedt
But he never did mention the price of it.
“Sure!” said the girl. “I’ll give it a try.
I really am needing to be satisfied.”
So she took what Von Clarro had
And with the highest of hopes,
She was no longer sad.
She felt good and fulfilled, but just for a bit.
Then she felt empty and saddened within.
So she called upon Von and just like a flash,
Von was by her side with more from his stash.
“Hey, it’s okay madam. I’ve got more you can try.
It’ll feel so good, and make everything right.
It’s the best in the town, and it just might…
Fulfill all your dreams and all your desires.
You’ll be satisfied forever
Hey! I ain’t no liar!”
Said Von Clarro Schmedt
But he never did mention the price of it.
So the young girl once again, trusted ol’ Von.
She never had a thought that it could be wrong.
Since how could something wrong, feel so great?
She felt for a while, everything was ok!
But then, out of nowhere, the good feeling left.
It had been so long, she started to forget.
What it felt like to feel empty, sad and alone.
So she called upon Von who rushed to her home.
“I’ll need more! So much more! It’s just not enough!
What else have you got, that will fill this hole up?”
“Don’t worry, young lady, I’ve got just the thing.
Here is something special, I’ve been saving.
It’s the best and you’ll see, I promise it will be
ALL that you will ever need!”
“I’ll take that! Yes! Every last bit!”
But Von never did mention the price of it.
